im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying


Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

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It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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Lazy mornings when you can stay curled up in bed, wrapped in warm sheets and the air is just cold enough outside of them that you never want to leave.

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

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remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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1. There are 600 additives in cigarettes
these are all approved by the FDA, but
they are not put to the burn test.

Burning a cigarette releases over 4,000 compounds
Because of the chemical reaction.

Almost 70 of these compounds cause cancer.

2. There are over 7 billion people in the world
and despite all of them
I got hooked on you.

When I first asked you out I was so nervous
I offered you a cigarette.
Not because I thought you wanted to smoke
but because I needed one.

You acted like you didn’t notice my hand shaking
as I handed it to you.
Instead you thanked me.
You lit mine and we began our habit.

3. When you broke up with me
I asked if you wanted a cigarette.
Not because I thought you needed one.
But because I needed one.

You looked in my eyes and said no.
You were quitting.
But you would light mine.

You brought the match to my face
you watched the tip glow orange
And I watched your eyes.
I saw your hands.

Your eyes were sure and full of fire.
Your hands were steady and ready to let go
but I needed that match more than you did.
I needed that passion.
That fire to keep my cancer growing.

4. There are 600 additives in cigarettes
these are all approved, but we were not.
There were burns between us and I’m not sure
if together we were too hot
if we burned each other
or if we were simply fire and ice.
One burning and steaming and melting.
The other just slowly going out
Shivering into nothing.

Burning a cigarette releases over 4,000 compounds
Almost 70 of these compounds cause cancer.

We were not meant to be.
But there is nothing in this world
Carcinogenic enough to kill me faster
than you not being here.


"I’ve always been a very good judge of people. That’s why I like so few of them."